Where I didn't make him sleep on the couch

Me : So do you think I have had any influence on you in the 2 years we have been married?
Mr.Husband : Well.. I am more disciplined.. I mean.. I make the bed now.
Me : That's it? After 2 years of marriage, that's all the effect I have had on you? That you make your bed?!?
Mr.Husband : I guess I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight!

Damn straight! I should have made him sleep on the couch. :P