Hell hath no mercy! .. atleast on me

Things that i cannot do:

1. cant say NO to people
2. cant get myself to be proactive about things in my life
3. cant wake up early in the mornings
4. cant stop myself from being stupid in many situations
5. cant exercise
6. cant take a bus
7. cant become friendly easily
8. cant learn new languages fast
9. cant calculate numbers fast
10. cant say anything intelligent when someone cries
11. cant confront people in difficult situationscant be dainty, oversweet or overtly girlish
12. cant tolerate people who are like the previous point
13. cant get angry easily
14. cant stop myself from blowing my top and the head of the person at the receiving end, when i do get angry

Things are not looking very good. But out of all the things that i cant do, my temper is the one thing thats really scaring me.

Here is my weekend( and week beginning) temper log:

Friday:
Almost yelled at a very good friend of mine. Thank God.. i didnt

Saturday:
Wanted to break a random guy's camera coz i thought he was taking pictures of us.
Yelled at another guy and would have slapped him if i wasnt locked in the back seat of the Qualis

Monday:
Threw a "rather controlled" tantrum when i reached office and realised that all the team members had been allocated new seats and the seat that was assigned to me was occupied by someone else who had been sitting there for the last 3 months. I pretty much managed to scare the crap out of that guy and the rest of my team members.

Like i said.. things are looking pretty bad.

Google

As amazing as it is.. one of the most powerful search engines. Amongst most industries, i think the software industry would be hit most seriously if Google didnt exist.

But even Google has its share of odd bugs. The one bug that recently came to my notice was this:

If you type "she invented" and hit search, Google gets back to you saying "Did you mean: he invented ".

Now why on earth would google think that i meant "he invented"??? I know what i typed!!! just gimme search results for what i asked for.

But nooooooo.. even a a damn search engine has to be a chauvinist.

P.S: Work load is less :D Therefore, the research on Google.

Other side of the world

Over the sea and far away
She's waiting like an iceberg
Waiting to change
But she's cold inside
She wants to be like the water

All the muscles tighten in her face
Buries her soul in one embrace
They're one and the same
Just like water

And the fire fades away
Most of everyday Is full of tired excuses
But it's too hard to say
I wish it were simple
But we give up easily
You're close enough to see that
You're on the other side of the world to me

KT Tunstall..pure brilliance!